Give Money, Get Nothing
$5.00 $100.00
Be a Patron – Give Me Money, Get Absolutely Nothing…
Listen, let’s not overthink this.
You’re not buying a print. You’re not getting a painting. You’re not unlocking a secret VIP art club (though… tempting). You’re just giving me money—cold, hard, digital cash—so I can keep making occasionally questionable art instead of selling my soul to the algorithm.
No product. No perks. Just pure support.
Why?
Because you believe in the hustle. Because you like me or you like what I make. Because you’ve already bought too much art and your walls are full. Because capitalism is exhausting and this feels kinda punk rock. I promise to make something good with your support—and probably cry a little from gratitude. That’s worth it, right?
The Tiers
$5 – The “I Got You a Coffee” Tier
A small gesture with a big impact. You’re fueling the caffeine and chaos behind the art.
$10 – The “Don’t Drink Your Turpentine” Tier
Enough to keep me hydrated while I confuse my turp cup with my drink (again).
$25 – The “I Believe in This Madness” Tier
You’re not just here for a good time — you’re here for the weird time, and I love that for us.
$50 – The “Unofficial Patron Saint of My Studio” Tier
You’re basically haunting the place now (in a good way). Eternal gratitude and mild spooky vibes.
$100+ – The “Chaotic Art Godparent” Tier
You didn’t have to go this hard… but you did. You’re a legend, a myth, a beautifully generous mystery.
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Be a Patron – Give Me Money, Get Absolutely Nothing…
Listen, let’s not overthink this.
You’re not buying a print. You’re not getting a painting. You’re not unlocking a secret VIP art club (though… tempting). You’re just giving me money—cold, hard, digital cash—so I can keep making occasionally questionable art instead of selling my soul to the algorithm.
No product. No perks. Just pure support.
Why?
Because you believe in the hustle. Because you like me or you like what I make. Because you’ve already bought too much art and your walls are full. Because capitalism is exhausting and this feels kinda punk rock. I promise to make something good with your support—and probably cry a little from gratitude. That’s worth it, right?
The Tiers
$5 – The “I Got You a Coffee” Tier
A small gesture with a big impact. You’re fueling the caffeine and chaos behind the art.
$10 – The “Don’t Drink Your Turpentine” Tier
Enough to keep me hydrated while I confuse my turp cup with my drink (again).
$25 – The “I Believe in This Madness” Tier
You’re not just here for a good time — you’re here for the weird time, and I love that for us.
$50 – The “Unofficial Patron Saint of My Studio” Tier
You’re basically haunting the place now (in a good way). Eternal gratitude and mild spooky vibes.
$100+ – The “Chaotic Art Godparent” Tier
You didn’t have to go this hard… but you did. You’re a legend, a myth, a beautifully generous mystery.
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I ship worldwide (dalé!) Shoot me an email at maddie@whatmaddness.com if you are unable to place an order and I’ll fix the problem immediately.